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Myles Kennedy 

One of THE greatest singers in rock n'roll history. Can hold his own, right up there with Mr. Robert Plant and Mr. Chris Cornell. Is almost like a veteran in the rock music industry, in that, he has been part of several varied projects before finally finding a place of rest, in Alter Bridge. Has a 3 octave range and is also a very talented guitarist and song-writer. Truly a gifted and underrated musician.

Has recently been chosen by The Dude himself (Slash) to be the lead singer for his up-coming tour.
Sam: You know what the words "Myles Kennedy" is synonymous with?

Dean: No...

Sam: "Myles Kennedy" is synonymous with the word "awesome".
Myles Kennedy by FunSlinger February 19, 2010

dead kennedys

The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.
Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."

Old Kennedy Cock Punch 

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

Ethel Kennedy 

A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.
If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy
Ethel Kennedy by Poonstankqua April 8, 2009

Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress? 

A rhetorical question commenting on the number of Kennedys that have died. A "yes" is implied.
"Is the Pope Catholic?
"Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?"

Kennedy shirt 

A very lowcut shirt showing lots of boob.
Girl A: sitting at her desk talking with friends
guy: stares directly at her boobs
Girl B: wow you have a kennedy shirt on and I think he likes it...
Kennedy shirt by ;)haha December 11, 2010