Kennie is the most handsome, kind, caring, man ever. He helps old ladies cross the street and makes grandpa feel like he’s not the one getting help when he actually is. He’s an amazing lover with gorgeous eyes and the sexiest smile ever. He is hilarious and is always making up inappropriate lyrics to popular songs. He cooks and cleans and takes care of business. And by business I mean his lady...in bed.
I was walking down the street when I heard a man singing about busting a nut on some chicks ankle and just knew Kennie was somewhere near
by Kinktastic December 6, 2018
by Nunchuka superfly November 29, 2016
the suck-up salesman and assistant to the regional manager of the Scranton branch for the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Most people have no idea how cool Kennie is.
"Kennie is so cool"
"Who's Kennie?"
"Who's Kennie?"
by Archer Rose April 26, 2017
A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.
by Spanish Armada Loser December 18, 2015
by Treykarz November 30, 2016
A God who hits wallbangs so insane, you ejaculate on the spot
At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.
kennyS isn't God. God is kennyS
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 28, 2021
A very sweet, sexy and sarcastic girl. However, if you cross her she will punch you in the throat. She is very dependable and headstrong, if you find yourself dating one of these majestic creatures, dont let her go.
by ElefunOLI December 25, 2013