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I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement 

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
β€œI have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

Judgement Joggers 

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.
Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.
Judgement Joggers by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020

judgmental 

A judgmental person is somebody who thinks they know everything about you when they really don't know shit. Judgmental people basically just live in their own little bubble of delusion and have no patience for the superstitious nonsense formally know has "open-mindedness".
Being judged pisses me off way more than anything else. Oh yeah, judgmental...
judgmental by Slayn August 23, 2007

error in judgement 

1. when one has a one night stand with their best friend.

2. getting matching tattoos while drunk
Dude1: "Whoa, I just woke up next to Sally and we've been friends since 1st grade."

Dude2: "Well it had to happen sooner or later, but man that was an error in judgement."
error in judgement by KathyJudy February 20, 2012

Judgement Circle

When teachers stand in an oval formation, taking up the entire hallway and judge harmless students making their way to class.
Mrs. Swint and Mr. Wetbrook are in a huge judgement circle with the principal. When I walked by, they stared at me and acted like I murdered their families.
Judgement Circle by cmrn May 24, 2015