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wassup my Jacobey and this is the true definition about me

im a very very lonely person with no one i can call my own simply because no one wants me i may seem hansom or whatever but thats not what everyone else things everyone things im an asshole and yes this is true but no one knows the true side of me .... i am depressed no love having bastard with a personality only i can love im a dirty minded person and if offends you then fuck off i just want love and someone to hold while they sleep on my chest .... but the bright things in my definition is that i can easily fall in love and if i fall in love with you ill never tell you because ik from experience youll laugh in my face and also because you dont feel the same ... hello my name is jacobey and im depressed
jacobey has no one who loves him hes depressed
Jacobey by masterytko November 5, 2020
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Jacobinous 

Jacobinous is a micro internet celebrity who also go by the name of bad jack on SoundCloud
Jacobinous is the #1 dj in the whole planet
Jacobinous by Jacobinous September 22, 2021

jacobing up the place

to fag up the place
"Cool party man." - Brad
"Oh shit, Jacob's here." - Alan
"Let's run before he starts jacobing up the place." - Brad

Jacobing 

To walk back & forth past a camera,door, window,etc
Person 1: why were you jacobing past that news camera

Person 2: because I just got on tv 14 times
Jacobing by Sh'Dynasty October 1, 2013

dirty jacobe 

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.
Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.
A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.

It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.
I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!

Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!

Give me Jacobis or give me death!
Jacobi by BMW14 June 30, 2019