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Hutchencide 

Also known as Auto-masturbassassination, Hutchencide occurs when someone in the public light ends their own life by choking themselves while masturbating. The distinction is that they leaves clues indicating only that it was suicide (e.g., a note "God, this life sucks the fat one sicwithout a grocery store nearby. Eggs and lunchmeat.")
The Senator didn't hang himself, though that is what it looked like to investigators. It was Hutchencide.
Hutchencide by mobeter3 June 9, 2009

hitched for half a monkey 

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
hitched for half a monkey by E-go-go December 14, 2008
A guy who preforms random lewd, but funny acts.
That hutcher just flashed his penis to the old lady next door.
hutcher by Big_B April 22, 2007

Hutchens 

These are some of the kindest sweetest people you’ll ever meet. They’ll try their hardest to make you feel welcome. They’re extremely breath taking and beautiful in every way. Even their flaws will seem so desirable to you. Everything they do will be done for a reason, and no matter where you go you can always count on them to be there by your side.
“Hutchens are so breath taking it’s incredible
Hutchens by Cody11<3 January 17, 2018
Hunched- slept with/had sex with
Wow did you hear that Janet hunched with 3 guys this weed
Hunched by Giraffe 987 January 15, 2019

To get hitched 

It is a phrase meaning;
To get married
The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)
To get hitched by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017