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Hutchencide 

Also known as Auto-masturbassassination, Hutchencide occurs when someone in the public light ends their own life by choking themselves while masturbating. The distinction is that they leaves clues indicating only that it was suicide (e.g., a note "God, this life sucks the fat one sicwithout a grocery store nearby. Eggs and lunchmeat.")
The Senator didn't hang himself, though that is what it looked like to investigators. It was Hutchencide.
Hutchencide by mobeter3 June 9, 2009
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Michael Hutchence 

Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.

In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.

R.I.P. Hutch.
INXS were most awesome with Michael Hutchence. Still awesome after he's gone.

Hutchence wank 

Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.
At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.
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