hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Hooker Hoagie 

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

Hooker Hoagie by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

whale oil beef hooked 

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

whale oil beef hooked by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

Asshole Hooker

A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.

Driver: Hey, that driver just cut me off then gave ME the finger!

Friend: What an asshole hooker!

Asshole Hooker by Goofball22457 April 5, 2011

Hootent 

Noun: Marijuana, weed, reefer, bud, or grass. This slang word for weed was originated in Lenox, Massachusetts. It has become wildly popular in boarding school life and in the suburban community.
Adjective: When one is stoned, high, ripped, blazed, or fucked up.
Verb: The act of smoking marijuana.

Noun: Let's pack a fat bowl of hootent.

Adjective: Dude, you look really hootent right now.

Verb: We hootent alot at Berkshire.

Hootent by Da Eipper Boyz April 28, 2006

hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.

Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!

hooker proof by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017

hoetel 

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

hoetel by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009