hatchet 

Juggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.

Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.

hatchet by Tookie W November 9, 2009

hatched, matched, and dispatched 

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

hatched, matched, and dispatched by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

hatchet gash 

another name for the female sex organ, pussy aka slit,poohtang,vaginaoohhh that last one sounds nasty!

my friend jeff said that lisa's hatchet gash was so big he had to strap a 2x4 plank to his assto keep from falling in!
lisa huge ass hatchet gash smells like dead fish smothered in ass!

hatchet gash by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

hatchet 

1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.

2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.

1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.

2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!

hatchet by fishfoodforthemasses August 9, 2009

Hatchet girl 

Meaning you're affiliated with juggalo family. Leaving all bullshit behind you and representing a female who made it through her struggles. M

Female version of a hatchet man would be a hatchet girl.

Hatchet girl by Mamagirl208 May 23, 2018

hatchet slash 

Hatchet slash is not a wound..per say. In the bible belt, the hatchet slash is most commonly refferd to as a womans fun hole. Close inspection of a vagina reveals this origin as it looks like god himself inflicted this most pleasing wound. Over the years, the hatchet slash has healed and evolved into the "harry end of a gut".

Wow man! I really wanna bang Hester's hatchet slash!

hatchet slash by Ussery June 29, 2007

hatchet 

-Similar to the female camel toe it is a variant of the male ninja toe where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.

-Small hand axe

-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade

Look at that poor fella sportin a hatchet in those pants, he's not impressing anyone.

My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.

We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.

hatchet by TheRealLordDampnut November 30, 2017