gordans 

fake or replica of the jordan brand shoes

yo u bought those gordans from china

gordans by MJ2345 January 10, 2008

Gordans alive 

An exclamation expressing surprise and delight upon hearing unlikely news.

Frank - Did you know that (insert cool band here) are playing at (insert local venue here)?

Ed - GORDANS ALIVE! REALLY! WOW!

Gordans alive by Anthony Rutland June 17, 2008

gordonish 

1. adj. resembling another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.
2. sb. a person who resembles another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.

1. 'He looks a bit gordonish in that light, doesn't he?'
2. 'Uh-oh, here comes old Gordonish. Quick, cross the road.'

gordonish by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

gookanism

A domestic automobile who has had many modifications made to make it look better and faster. BUT it turns out looking like a gooker.

Did you see that Yellow Ford Escape? What a gookanism!

gookanism by Dr. Wing January 17, 2005

gordani

A transgender vagina.

"Yeah man, he fucked me in the gordani"

gordani by Didly434232 December 20, 2015

Jordanism 

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

Jordanism by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018

Jordanism 

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

Jordanism by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020