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Mr. Gonzalez 

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.
Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.
Mr. Gonzalez by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

dirty gonzalez 

When you ejaculated into someone's nose after they give you a blow job. Then you push their nose into your ass and fart.
James gave Bree a "Dirty Gonzalez" after they ate mexican food.
dirty gonzalez by Lynn Bell February 20, 2007

Speedy Gonzalez 

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

chodey gonzalez 

A short fat mexican. Who resembles the well known chode.
Very fast and strong.
I was walking down the street and this lil basterd runs past me and punch's my wife in the boob. What a chodey gonzalez.

Brown Gonzalez 

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!

Angelina Gonzalez 

A girl who can be a little shy sometimes, needs a little help getting out of her skin. She does have a ROCKN' bod, though. She needs friends and most likely has depression, but you need to help her get out of it! Angelina Gonzalez's don't come around that much, so cherish the time you have with her. They will be your best friend.
Person1: Go talk to Angelina Gonzalez, she looks a little lonely.
Person2: Okay, she seems nice.