Gorting 

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

Gorting by Kitty Kage June 9, 2023

Gurting 

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

Gurting by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

Gounting

To to rip ones testicles off and eat them

Hey man wanna go gounting out in the woods

Gounting by Cum dumpstet March 19, 2024

Gourding 

The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.

Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son

Gourding by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024

Gourding 

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.

Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."

Gourding by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

Gouting 

To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.

“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”

“Nah, I already have the gecord.

Gouting by RPissOnYa January 4, 2025

Gurting 

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users

Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now

Gurting by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025