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Godfather Shits 

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.
Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

Godfather part II 

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.

godfather syndrome 

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.
godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........
godfather syndrome by AliceOctober September 22, 2009

Godfather'd 

When you and a girl have very drunken sexual relations with each other. Unfortunately, this girl is on her period. Godfathering occurs when you wake up with blood all over your crotch and body, and wake up screaming.
Guy: Me and this girl hooked up last night, but she didn't tell me she was on her period.... Not a pleasant sight in the morning.
Friend: DUDE, you just got Godfather'd!!
Godfather'd by Berbs1892 May 10, 2011

godfather's choice 

The offer of a career opportunity that can't be refused. Usually in the context of being pushed out of one's current position. While the opportunity has superficial attractiveness, it requires an immense sacrifice if accepted. If not accepted, the alternative is career harikiri.
I was given the godfather's choice - stay in New York as the CFO and be ostracized by my boss & my peers. Or I take the job as the CEO in Palookaville, without my family for a year.
godfather's choice by jobweary October 2, 2006

godfather of love 

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.
My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!