dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

that's not funny 

instant mood killer + awkwardness

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.

that's not funny by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010

That's so funny 

A quote made famous by Zara.
Otherwise known as AQUABABE.

Someone says something funny/tells a joke.
Something funny happens in general.
Anything funny occurs that most people would laugh about.

Zaras reply: "That's so funny"
said without any emotion.

That's so funny by gsnoop June 18, 2011

that's pretty funny 

A phrase used to imply that something would be funny at other times and you either don't feel like laughing or don't want to be a dick.

"So the this guy walks in and has the stupidest look on his face!"

"That's pretty funny."

that's pretty funny by marsh69 May 15, 2010

That's not funny 

A term first used by famous Tumblr user Rachel Linklater, "That is not funny" is a phrase said by a triggered person in response to an offensive joke. This is often followed up by the reasoning behind the un-funniness of the joke.

Bobby: I have crippling depression.
Rachel: That's not funny, my uncle commit suicide.

That's not funny by Zenguin March 15, 2017

It's snot funny 

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast

Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!

It's snot funny by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022

Money's acting funny, change a little strange 

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.

Money's acting funny, change a little strange by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022