carnal footprint 

A measure of one's sexual activity and its impact.

John tended to avoid sex on a Sunday in an attempt to off-set his carnal footprint.

carnal footprint by Clarebear81 April 6, 2011

Digital Footprint

How big of an impact a person is on the Internet.

Obsessed by individuals who are desperate for attention.
Size can be seen by googling the person's name.

I need to twitter every other second!

Quit getting off from your digital footprint!

Digital Footprint by McLovinit November 5, 2009

Feetprints 

The marks feet and shoes leave behind on a surface after stepping foot on them.

"Look at all those feetprints on the ceiling."

Feetprints by jbf. October 31, 2011

sausage footprint 

a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.

jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.

sausage footprint by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009

Footprint 

When you're making out with a woman and you get an erection and your pre-cum leaves wet spots on your pants.

Bro I was making out with Shirly last night and I was mad footprintin

Footprint by the_real_brian_c April 14, 2020

footpoint 

A phrase used by confused salespeople in place of the more commonly heard 'Foot Print'. Normally used when they start to panic because they have realised the product they are pitching is a load of wank and they can no longer remember any real words.

Bob: 'We can significantly reduce your commercial footpoint....'
Alice: 'What are you blathering about? Speak English man.'
Nav: 'Won't somebody free me from this footpoint?'

footpoint by Snorage1 October 4, 2013

Parental Footprint 

The term for how much of an impact you have on your parent's lives and money. Most poignant when living with parents at an age where you really should have moved out by now.
Derived from 'Carbon Footprint'

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you had to move back in with your parents"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's not so bad though, I have a well paid job and I cook my own meals so my parental footprint is pretty small"

Parental Footprint by thejoyoflex March 14, 2011