Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

Fingerless February 

For all of February girls cannot finger themselves.

Did you know on February 1 its Fingerless February.
That means I can’t finger myself for a whole month!!

Fingerless February by k_mk November 3, 2019

Fingerless February 

you can’t finger yourself or even marturbate for a month.

emma: i can’t wait to finger myself it’s been a long day!
mya: you can’t! it’s fingerless february!
emma: aww man! i guess i’ll just wait until march...

Fingerless February by BaddestBitchPeriod14 January 8, 2020

fingercuff 

when a girl has one cock in her mouth and another giving it to her from behind. you got her locked up like a pair of chinese fingercuffs

me and jon just fingercuffed some slut

fingercuff by Leor May 10, 2003

Fingerless Gloves 

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.

It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

Fingerless Gloves by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011

fingerfuck 

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

fingerfuck by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

Fingerbash 

When one uses one's fingers to bash a pie, tart , jelly , vagina, or any other squishy slimey object.

Girl- ' oi jim ! What the hell are you doing to my flan!'
Jim- ' oh . . i'm just fingerbashing it?'
Girl- ' why?'
Jim- 'It feels good . . . do you want to fingerbash you? '
Girl- ' Sure'

Fingerbash by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009