Firing leng 

Firing leng:-
The term refers to being controled by your significant other. It was created upon the idea of being caught in gun fire and not being able to escape it. It can also be used as being 'lenged'. The term was created by Gooneytoon to refer to a certain someone. Other simalar terms include 'being on lock', 'Your Girlfreind/Boyfriend wears the trousers' or plainly being 'whipped'.

"That boy is firing leng" (That boy is whipped)
"That girl has her boyfreind on leng." (His girlfriend wears the trousers.)
"Blud, you are lenged." (Friend, you are whipped)

Firing leng by Gooneytoon April 30, 2008

firing off some ass missels 

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

firing off some ass missels by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

High-fiving a million angels 

A phrase used in the popular tv show "30 rock" where cast member Liz Lemon ( Tina fey ) gives herself props by putting her hands up in the air, shaking them, and saying, "I'm high-fiving a million angels!"

How does that feel Jenna?
-like I just got burnt
Yeah, high-fiving a million angels!
-owww

High-fiving a million angels by Superfly Foreva December 6, 2011

firing a blank 

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

firing a blank by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

Circular firing squad 

When people with a common enemy end up harming each other instead.

"With the more conservative wing actively attacking the centrists, the Republican caucus quickly devolved into a circular firing squad."

Circular firing squad by genius3456 September 13, 2009

red fixing 

The act of fixing ones self at a red stop light or stop sign. By putting make up on, brushing hair, exfoliating the skin or just giving a quick once over to make sure everything is OK.

ashley was honked at when she did not realize the light was greed when she was red fixing herself

red fixing by Meg Mig Monster September 27, 2011

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

Heading Down to the Firing Range by Pneumatic August 27, 2009