Egyptian Howler Monkey 

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.

After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

Egyptian Howler Monkey by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015

Egyptian

1) A person or thing from the northeast African nation of Egypt. Refers to the ancient people of the lower Nile Valley (Kemet) and their modern-day descendents, the Copts. Also the Nubians of Middle Egypt, the Berbers of Siwa in the western part of the country, or the Arabs who colonized the country shortly after the birth of Islam.

2) Either the ancient language of Egypt and its hieroglyphic script and its deriatives, or its latest form, Coptic, or the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, which has 'g' instead of 'j' and a glottal stop instead of 'q'.

3) A very old but well-preserved person.

4) Someone from a very far away place. See BFE.

1) Tutankhamun and Muhammad Ali were two famous Egyptian leaders.

2) The inscription is in a later form of Egyptian, written in hieratic script, which is simplified hieroglyphs.

3) Dick Clark is such an Egyptian.

4) Dude, we're lost. The people here are such Egyptians.

Egyptian by LudwigVan October 4, 2004

Egyptian Battle

When a certain Hossam Abdou and a certain Jacob Yousef face off in a 1v1 fiFA battle and the winner is crowned the EGYPTIAN WINNER.

1. Let's do an EGYPTIAN BATTLE!
2. Jake: "I'm so much better than you at fiFA. I've beaten you the last two times."

Hossam: "I'm clearly better than you."

Steve: "EGYPTIAN BATTLEEEEEE"

Egyptian Battle by carlsapphire December 9, 2010

egyptian cotton 

A fine, lustrous cotton grown in Egypt.
Egyptian Cotton is a long staple cotton, valued for its softness and texture. Longer staple fibers help produce a softer fabric, either sheet or towel. Egyptian cotton also is known for its high absorbency and so valued in towels.

"This sheet made of egyptian cotton is superior to the others as it feels softer"

egyptian cotton by Cazzaca May 27, 2006

egyptian tag team 

When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.

Joakim: dude my arms are tired

Ricky: whys that?

Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team

Ricky: that make sense

egyptian tag team by Garwald October 27, 2015

Egyptian Mud Shower 

Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.

That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.

Egyptian Mud Shower by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.

Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.

Egyptian Sand Cat by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023