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Documentary 

The same thing as a real movie, but with ugly people.
"So I just watched the Sex in the City Movie"

"I heard that was a pretty good documentary"

"Oh no, its a real movie, it just happens to star Sarah Jessica Parker"
Documentary by SilentEDJ October 5, 2009

Documentary Expert 

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.
Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

documentary 

A euphemism for sex.
Last night I watched a documentary with Jacquelynn, 3 times.
documentary by NakedManBen August 22, 2007

documentary 

documentary by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

documentation 

What Jay needs before he will stick his phatty slammer in her nice twat.
"If she had documentation I would fuck her"
documentation by P November 24, 2003

Livermorian Documentation

The non existant documentation of a half witted tech that causes nothing but agrovation for anyone trying to backtrack his "work" (see Livermored)
Fuck, these mx records go all over the place, where's the documentation ?