Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

Discombobulatory by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008

Discombobulated

A state of being shocked and/or confused.

-What are you doing?
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!

Discombobulated by sportsdude88 April 3, 2010

discombobulated

having self-possession upset; thrown into confusion

To throw into a state of confusion, when concentration is lost off the main topic.

discombobulated by anonymous May 13, 2005

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack 

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.

Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008

discombobulation 

totaly screwed up either physically or mentaly

mommy said i had issues but i knew i was just discombobulated

discombobulation by Drew January 10, 2003

discombobulate 

To throw into a state of confussion.

Her example threw everyone into a state of discombobulation.

discombobulate by Mary March 16, 2004

discombobulated

undefinable, means confuzed, and confuzzled

emil was disscombobulated

discombobulated by AlexTheSkudddd August 11, 2004