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Diskombobulator 

a Diskombobulator is a device that increases the power of cars when it is added to the gear knob. it is commonly found on subaru imprezas/legacy wagons between the years of 1990-2002.

Generally cars without this device are exceedingly slow and tend to break down shortly after 150,000kms.
person 1:dude, steves car broke down the other day!
person 2:why?
person 1:turns out it didnt have a Diskombobulator and it had done nearly 160,000kms
person 2:ah so it must have been fucked from when he got it
Diskombobulator by beef_stew September 10, 2010
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Discombobulator 

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.
We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.
Discombobulator by JK_AFS November 5, 2009

Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.
Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

discombobulator 

A discombobulator is in other words known as a wanker because they discombobulate mens penis!
"Check that guy over there he is a Discombobulator!"

discombobulatory speech 

when your stepdad uses big words while he's drunk off his ass
that abusive bitch was using discombobulatory speech.

Discombobulatorism

The atmosphere of the 21st century, in one word.

noun (formal)

— i February 13, 2026

Synonyms
Disco-ed
Discombfit
Discombobu
Discomboed
Discombolism
Discombobued
Discombobulism
Discombobulatorism
Discombobulationism
All this discombobulatorism — is making me mad.
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