Diskombobulator

a Diskombobulator is a device that increases the power of cars when it is added to the gear knob. it is commonly found on subaru imprezas/legacy wagons between the years of 1990-2002.

Generally cars without this device are exceedingly slow and tend to break down shortly after 150,000kms.

person 1:dude, steves car broke down the other day!
person 2:why?
person 1:turns out it didnt have a Diskombobulator and it had done nearly 160,000kms
person 2:ah so it must have been fucked from when he got it

Diskombobulator by beef_stew September 10, 2010

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Discombobulator

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.

Discombobulator by JK_AFS November 5, 2009

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Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

Discombobulatory by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008

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discombobulator

A discombobulator is in other words known as a wanker because they discombobulate mens penis!

"Check that guy over there he is a Discombobulator!"

discombobulator by Jordan Norman May 5, 2007

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discombobulatory speech

when your stepdad uses big words while he's drunk off his ass

that abusive bitch was using discombobulatory speech.

discombobulatory speech by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022

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Discombobulatorism

The atmosphere of the 21st century, in one word.

noun (formal)

— i February 13, 2026

Synonyms
Disco-ed
Discombfit
Discombobu
Discomboed
Discombolism
Discombobued
Discombobulism
Discombobulatorism
Discombobulationism

All this discombobulatorism — is making me mad.

Discombobulatorism by Milton William Cooper ll February 13, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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