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Conker's Bad Fur Day 

Conker's Bad Fur Day was a game published by Rare and released on the Nintendo 64 in 2001. It was marketed as an adult platform game and featured scatalogical humour, cartoon violence, sexual themes and many parodies. It received very positive critical reviews and over the years has gained a cult following.
In single player mode the player takes on the role of Conker and plays the game in a free-roaming environment. Conker can run, duck, jump, swim and fly by spinning his tail around like a helicopter for a few seconds. His health bar is represented by six peices of chocolate and he has a number of lives. "Context sensitive zones", allow conker to do things he cannot usually do such as use drunken abilities or turn into an anvil.

Conker's Bad Fur Day has a multiplayer option as well, featuring seven different minigames: Beach, Raptor, Heist, Death Match, War, Tank, and Race. Up to four players can partake in each multiplayer as well as numerous computer controlled players depending on the game type.
The story opens with a prologue, similar to the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange, where a miserable Conker says that he is now "king of all the land", and begins to tell the player his story.
The morning after a night of binge drinking, Conker awakes to find himself in an unfamiliar land with a terrible hangover. Having no other choice, he begins a long journey with the goal of returning home to his girlfriend, Berri. While he is trying to get home, he also must avoid the minions of the Panther King, who wishes to use Conker as a side table leg; his scientist, Professor von Kripplespak, meanwhile, is tired of being bossed around by the Panther King and plots his vengeance.2
Along the way, Conker finds himself in a variety of situations, including having to recover a bee hive from some enormous wasps, confronting an opera-singing pile of feces, being turned into a bat by a vampire, and even getting drafted into a war between grey squirrels and a nazi-like race of teddy bears simply known as the "Tediz".
While this is occuring, a thug working for Don Weaso, head of the Weasel Mafia, abducts Berri from her home with the intention of using her as an exotic dancer for his nightclub.
Near the end of the game, Berri and Conker are enlisted by Don Weaso to rob a bank. When they get into the vault, they find the Panther King, who has Don Weaso shoot Berri to death and prepares to turn Conker into a side table leg. About this time, Professor von Kripplespak reveals a xenomorph hiding in the Panther King’s chest; the xenomorph bursts out of the king, killing him. Don Weaso uses this opportunity to escape. The vault then turns into a space ship and launches into space, where the xenomorph attacks Conker. Conker opens an air lock, pulling von Kripplespak into the vacuum of space and making it easier to fight the xenomorph.
As Conker is about to be killed by the xenomorph, everything freezes due to the game locking up, and Conker is allowed to ask the Programmers for whatever he wants (who communicate to Conker with a command line). He gets a katana, and is transported to the Panther King's throne room. He then decapitates the xenomorph, and is crowned king, calling back to the prologue. Conker is unhappy with this result, however, as he does not want to be king, and he forgot to ask the Programmers to bring Berri back to life.
Conker returns to the pub at the beginning of the game, drowns his sorrows, and then stumbles off into the night again, except he goes in the direction opposite to where he went last time.
Person 1: I love this level on Conker's Bad Fur Day where you are turned into a bat by a vampire and you have to shit on villagers attacking said vampire's mansion then bring them back to the grinder to feed said vampire.
Person 2: No way man! The best level is easily the one where you get drunk then piss on all these flaming devils trying to attack you in order to put them out.
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Confederate flag bikini 

An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."
The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.
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Conceding Sociobots 

Conceding sociobots are people who fight or try to not accept it but slowly and tragically go through the "just maybe..." phase- especially because of the discomfort in a world full of sociobots - and conform.

When fighting, they are usually not bothered by R/S sociobots (except for the odd comment by S if they try anything non-sociobotish) as RnS sociobots know they don't have a chance in their society.
They usually come from normalish/ignorant/'trying to make it work' families who don't know much about life either and some from R families, but they know better and stay strong as far as they can
They know what's right but aren’t sure how to do it or make a change cuz no one taught them.

They have very little safe(no attack or pocks by sociobots) space in their minds for their opinions and they usually put their mottos and fighting/stubborn survival posters in it until they change. Then they open it completely to the world of sociobots, for, at first, sociobot box opinion blaring and eventually - a sea of far-out noise or their minds become a channel for sociobot opinions to pass through continuously, like a zombie or just another bead on a thread.
They usually try their best not to be speakers too but some of them crack under the sea of words and concepts in their heads and surroundings. They regret it and try to not let it happen again. But once they start cracking, unless they fight and go for help, they are mostly doomed. But this is VERY unnecessary. Go For Help.
(that character from DARK films, if u don't know it, good, stay that way- u don't need to know every "inside" joke/comment. the part of you that does is possibly sociobotish)

Conceding Sociobots-
Before- This is not okay! You guys are idiots!! ..(nothing happens).. C'mon! ..(silence). I'm outta here *shakes head and leaves*
After- So, we doing this now? Lol, boring. OK, let's get on with it. *face darkens*

The worst and best villains. Beautiful is usually the description with pain in your chest; that kind of beautiful

Other concedings who were changed early may not even realize what they are and the change back may be initiated by a writing/drawing etc from when they were very young(and not sociobots).

reverse change/from child sociobot
Before- Ya, let's go, we aren't looking at that. LOL!

After- That... I... used to look at that... it's

Socibot- Hey, let's go
After- Ya,... but i did look at that, a lot.
Socibot- Really? cool. So, about where we are going-...,lrtyrtyewgonrgioreuhuudgyrkiiyfsna
After- Ya...

very unncessary, pure happiness is-looks- so much better on ANY face. Ya know? c;
The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.
My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.
Conker by Paul Newman February 8, 2004
Pronounced "con-yay-doe"; a mimicry of spanish. Similar in use to "dirka dirka", which is used to mimic mideast tongues.
Paul yells out "conjedo! conjedo! conjedo!" every time we pass a group of wetbacks hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot.
conjedo by Murray Rothbard March 8, 2006

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010

Lincoln Cocked 

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
Lincoln Cocked by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009