Canine Crotch 

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.

Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.

Canine Crotch by Bisland March 26, 2010

Canine Configuration 

Doggy Style for classy people.

Gerald requested the Canine Configuration for his birthday. Heather laid there and thought of England.

Canine Configuration by YipYipYip December 10, 2013

canine crush 

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity

I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

canine crush by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

canine-american 

Political correctness gone completely bezerk

Humane Society Leaders: You can't refer to this animal as a dog. This is a CANINE-AMERICAN. We're taking you to court. Where's Jesse Jackson when we need him.

Person 1: Nice German Shepherd
Uptight treehugging loony (in a high pitched voice): excuse me???? This is a canine-german-american. How dare you offend his culture you racist.

canine-american by quiggler September 15, 2006

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

Canine Special by tnt May 1, 2003

Canine's testes 

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

Canine's testes by dcs234 May 28, 2006

Canine Genitalia

See: The dog's bollocks, the mutt's nuts
Meaning: The very best - unbeatable.

The Bugatti Veyron is the canine genitalia mate, I'm tellin yer!

Canine Genitalia by stonelaughter January 19, 2009