cactisexual 

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018

Caitlin

Irish name for pure which definitely true. Caitlin’s are the most innocent, most pure beings and just so kind. They are so beautiful and adorable and very intelligent, especially when it comes to reading people. Caitlin’s are very observant and like to keep to themselves unless they like you. They are really creative and would love to have a job in the arts(music, acting, or even a YouTube channel). They are loving and protective of they’re friends and loved ones and will do anything for them. Be careful if you make them mad because they can rages can be lethal (but they always feel bad afterwards cause they would never want to intentionally hurt someone). They are usually quite shy at first but once you get to know them they really open up to you. They will try to hide most of their feelings but just give them a little push or a hug and they’ll truely open their heart. They are the strongest girls ever, not just physically but mentally also. They tend to be very empathetic and can put themselves into another’s position easily. They also tend to push away others in fear that they would be left alone. Make sure you make them feel loved and reassure them that they are okay. They usually take longer to fall in love but when they do, that person is very must be very special and oh so lucky. If you are friends with a Caitlin, make sure to keep them close and give them lots of hugs even when they say they don’t need it. They are truely the best friends/girlfriends you could ask for

Person1: hey. You know that girl? The shy one?
Person2: no not really. She seems really nice though. She must be a Caitlin.

Caitlin by Jackyh April 21, 2019

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

Caitlin

Caitlin is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Even if she’s having a hard day, she’ll always make sure that your priorities come first. She’s strong and beautiful and loves to make others laugh. She’ll support you no matter what decision you make. She’s sweet and caring and no matter what, she’ll always be by your side. If you meet a Caitlin, keep her in your life. It’ll be worth it.

Dear Caitlin,

You are so sweet and kind. I have no idea what I’d do without you. You make my day whenever I see you smile. You make an amazing friend.

Caitlin by Peter Parker/ Spider-Man May 11, 2019

Caitlin

An amazing purple dinosaur.

Wow thats caitlin, shes a purple dinosaur

Caitlin by Caitobean May 22, 2017

CaitNasty 

CaitNasty is a ratched thursty prostitute belonging to the pimp named Pepper Jack. She is completely infested with every disease known to mankind. Although her pimp is a hard mother fucker from the skreets, she still don't make no money for him. CaitNasty often talks about her bowel movements regularly with everyone and won't hesitate to fart on a man after doing "the deed". No one knows who would hire such a disgusting prostitute, probably because she'll work for pennies, and most of the time, for free. She can be spoted by her unusual style of clothing (usually with no underwear), standing on a random corner with her friend "the pheobster", shouting obsenities at passers by. Be warned! If you see this prostitute, JUST SAY NO! The medical bills alone are not worth the free blow job!

Dude #1 - Yo I met dis chick at da club named CaitNasty B!

Dude #2 - Yea dat bitch done gave me da clap!

Dude #1 - Shieeeeeeet!

Random Dude - Yo you talkin bout dat CaitNasty?! Dat bitch gave me Herpes!

Dude #1 - Shieeeeeet!

Entire Walmart - Yall niggaz talkin bout CaitNasty?!

CaitNasty by Pepper_Jack June 13, 2013

Caitlyn Jenner'ed

The act of running a pedestrian over with an automobile, killing them, fleeing the scene of the accident, and later getting away with vehicular manslaughter free of criminal charges or discipline. Directly related to an incident involving Caitlyn Jenner.

I would've been late to work so I ran a red light and totally Caitlyn Jenner'ed this guy in the crosswalk.

Did you get away with it?

Of course, just like Caitlyn Jenner did that one time.

Caitlyn Jenner'ed by Huntaaification May 10, 2016