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Hipster's Cadillac 

A fixed gear bicycle with a $2000 Italian frame bought by the accompanying hipster's parents as a Christmas gift, usually plastered with obscure stickers, may have brightly colored, mismatched rims with spoke cards bought off ebay. May have a tube frame pad with an ironic design... (Plaid). Fits snugly on the bike rack mounted to their decal laden, rusted out 1993 Volvo 240.
Yup, that's a Hipster's Cadillac.
Sometimes a flirt always a friend. Charming and intellectual and occasionally cocky. Gorgeous and has every guy fall at her feet and every girl ask her for advice. Loyal to death and honest to the point of brutality. The girl everyone wishes they either had or were.
She looks like a goddess.
>she has a heart of gold
She has the voice of an angel

>> oh that my best friend Caila
Caila by Arielle Langley December 11, 2013
A bald, dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for adoption, but nobody liked him. See Dickwad.
Caillou is the boy who everyone hates, he even may be a crackhead.
Caillou by spooped August 2, 2018

Cailley Tuck 

A handjob through the sheets.
Man, Julia is so prude. All she's giving me is cailley tucks, so now I got rug burns on my dick.
A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.
Cailan by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020
A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.
Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT
Cailou by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015