An absolute legend who makes the greatest memes of all time
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Person 1: Hey, you know Rowan Cahill?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.
by secreturbandictionaryuser March 21, 2019
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This blond-headed bitch will hop on any girl's tip. He probably enjoys playing fake sports like squash and pickleball in his free time, since he has no life. He will always be stuck in the friend zone while he is at school and enjoys his "black" people. He enjoys watching hentai, and misses "the great" hentai haven.
"Rowan Cahill is the ultimate cunt" every girl ever
"Rowan rides my dildo better than I do" his girlfriend
"Did you hear Rowan? He said the N-Word in front of those children"
by TheUrbanDickshunary February 26, 2019
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