E-blast
When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day
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Raider Blastmaster
Mikey: "Yeah bro, I was with this boning chick last night and I totally gave her a good old raider blastmaster. It was pretty sick."
Jim: "Dude noice"
Jim: "Dude noice"
Raider Blastmaster by Rural dicktionary May 28, 2015
Gastric Blast
A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
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blaster by Starchylde June 4, 2016
frog blast the vent core
An abrupt and random phrase blurted out by fans of the classic Marathon franchise. The phrase was first used by Simalcrums from the videogame, Marathon 2: Durandal. The random phrase has since grown in popularity.
frog blast the vent core by E-23 August 3, 2009
Biden blast
Biden blast is a move commonly used by Joe Biden, the current US president. (as of 2023) This move emits a powerful energy ray out of the users palm. This move can be emitted in two forms; as a spherical energy ball, or a linear energy ray. The Biden blast in average holds the same amount of energy as a nuclear bomb.
Biden blast by wenimechuindasama March 22, 2023
anal blaster
1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)
2) Noun - A blaster of anus
(Can be used as insult)
2) Noun - A blaster of anus
Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.
Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.
Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.
anal blaster by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015