bloop 

When you do something that should end up in the blooper role of your life.

Esteban mumbled incoherently whilst tripping on his own foot and violently sneezing. He just had a bloop.

bloop by grammasbest74 November 28, 2018

Bloop 

In cold climates just as the ice on surface water freezes ducks dive to their under water winter homes where they stay until the very first sign of a hole in the ice as it thaws and then they race to the top and pop up through the first thawed hole. This natural wintering pattern for ducks in cold climates is commonly known as blooping.

Hey, did you see those ducks bloop?

Bloop by Eye-en-stine Theeter March 2, 2014

bloop 

the universal sound effect that can be nearly applied to anything.

origins: Super Mario Brothers

Jas: Hey Minh!
Minh: Bloop!
Jas: ...wtf?

bloop by Minimus August 23, 2005

Bloop 

Sexually: The art of finishing on someone else.

Mentally: The thought of wanting to finish on someone.

Sexually: I blooped all over that chicks face last night.

Mentally: I would love to bloop on that woman.

Bloop by The Big C.O. October 27, 2008

Bloop 

When a person's fat stomach is revealed to the world.

Bloop by JH March 12, 2003

Bloop 

A mixture of Blood and Poop.

I banged that chick so hard, she started blooping.

Bloop by The Stag Beetle May 21, 2013

Bloop 

When an muffin with too much batter overflows while baking.

Don't put too much batter in that muffin cup, you don't want it to bloop.

Bloop by Greenkid113 May 26, 2010