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Nikocado Avacado 

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
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Another name for an asshole. Just a nicer version. And you can say it in front of children!
Some of the people at my school are really assholes. I just wanted to come up with another name for it when talking to friends.
God that person is such an avacado.
Avacado by Banana_269 February 21, 2017

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.
Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit
Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

avacado taco 

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times
Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.
avacado taco by Avacado taco February 23, 2017
An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.
Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."

Person B: <interjects> "avacado"

Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."

Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.
avacado by pghjenn February 9, 2010
An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.
β€œOn this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to several snapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.”
AVAcado by MAILABITCH February 20, 2018