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Asstronomist

A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.
John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.
Asstronomist by Chaircleaner September 25, 2008

Astronomican 

A light in the warp made by 10'000 psykers who sacrifice their life so imperial ships can travel more quickly
The navigator was lost in the warp, so he looked to the astronomican
Astronomican by riley November 13, 2003

astronomical 

intensly amazing that everyone is amazed by it. also used as astro.

a better word for epic because epic has been over-used.
Dude, The Dark Knight was astronomical!

Astronomical 

Something that is too big, extremely large, too much or that has been taken to a certain extent of point of view or perhaps no return.
“...Ladies and Gentlemen, the volume inside of this bus is ASTRONOMICAL. It is way too loud...” — @SnarkyMarky

“The disrespect is astronomical.”

“How much was that Paulina Rubio ticket?”

“Dude! That ticket price was astronomical.”

“Aren’t you going to buy the new game console at Best Buy?”

“No, the line last year was astronomical. Never again!”
Astronomical by anonymous September 14, 2020

astronomist

it's like astronomer but myles wasn't sure how to pronounce it
Myles - "Yeah they're like an astronomist...anyway the earth isn't perfectly round."
Miranda - "did you just say astronomist?"
astronomist by cchilli April 29, 2021

Astronomical Rap Facts 

The GOD of twitter.
"Did you see the new Astronomical Rap Facts tweet?"
"Yeah it was an absolute banger!"