assessimize

To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.

My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.

assessimize by jeffjam December 4, 2012

internal assessment 

The internal assessment, also known more commonly as the IA is a part of the International Baccalaureate Diploma Program. Taking the form of an extremely long essay, or in depth lab, the internal assessments need to be done for each of the students 7 core subjects.

IB Student 1: Dude the Biology internal assessment is due tomorrow I haven't even started....
IB Student 2: I have to write both my Biology IA and History IA by next month. Kill me now

IB Student 1: I think this is a good time for us to drop out of IB.

IB Student 2: Agreed. These internal assessments are so pointless

internal assessment by imsocoolomg March 14, 2016

Assless Chaps 

A popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear. As the name says, they are assless, making it easier to advertise at biker bars.

Shaggy wears assless chaps when he plays Halo!

Assless Chaps by Zapix March 26, 2004

Bitch Ass Ness 

1) A disease plaguing America's youth that is characterized by excessive whining, laziness, and/or undeserved arrogance

2) General lameness associated with bitch ass behavior

Yo, you got a touch of Bitch Ass Ness in you too and that s#!t has to stop!

- P Diddy

Bitch Ass Ness by Jaycubed March 31, 2008

Assesstimate 

When you're preparing both an assessment and an estimate for work to be completed

We'll have your assesstimate sent to you by midday tomorrow

Assesstimate by Lady K NZ March 7, 2016

booty assessment 

verb:

The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.

Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.

(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)

Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!

Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?

Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)

Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!

booty assessment by ae123456 August 10, 2009

Assessment 

Noun;

1. An evaluation: a judgment about something based on an understanding of the situation.

2. Property valuation: a calculation of the value of something, made especially for tax or insurance purposes.

3. Amount calculated: an amount assessed, e.g. on property.

4. Educational evaluation: a method of evaluating student performance and attainment.

1. Although the conclusions were quite disappointing, it was a fair assessment of the project.
2. They went to assess the property to see how much it was worth.
3. According to the assessment, the store's worth 1.6M.
4. His essay sucked, so when assessed.. He's got a 1 out of 10.

Assessment by Jafje August 26, 2007