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To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
by jeffjam November 29, 2012
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