Definitions by jeffjam
assessimize
To assess and optimize your look or style.
To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.
You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.
You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.
You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
assessimize by jeffjam December 4, 2012
buzz nuggets
Bite-sized snippets of inherently memorable, shareable information delivered through social media; the main ingredient of viral marketing
Dude: Yo, how'd that brand generate so many followers on Twitter?
You: They been slingin' buzz nuggets
You: They been slingin' buzz nuggets
buzz nuggets by jeffjam April 19, 2011