Ancient History 

So fucking boring that if you don't get enough sleep, your A+ will be ancient history.

Class schedule-Ancient history time!

me-oh fuck

Ancient History by cousinfucker2347632768 April 17, 2019

ancient submariner 

A sexual move similar to the dirty sanchez, however, a bowl of clam chowder is used upon climax.

Last night I met a girl at the bar, then took her home for an ancient submariner.

ancient submariner by Akeah March 20, 2008

ancient greek 

Ancient Greek is the language only cool Italian and Greek people speak.

Friend A: I have to study Greek for tomorrow
Friend B: Ancient Greek is boring and completely useless!

Friend A: do you find ραφανιδόω or κητομαι boring?

ancient greek by LaVeraCate June 24, 2014

ancient alien theorist 

An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.

According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.

Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.

ancient alien theorist by p-nuts July 25, 2011

Ancient Thread 

A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.

I locked it because it's an ancient thread. Fucking deal with it.

Ancient Thread by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

Ancient Chinese Secret 

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

Ancient Chinese Secret by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

Ancient Greeks 

The Motherfuckers who made math

The Ancient Greeks- How shall we be remembered?
Also Ancient Greeks- MaTh

Ancient Greeks by Ittz_Random October 22, 2020