Agitated

Joe Biden whenever someone asks him a question that is more complex than 'what is your favorite color?'

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When I asked Joe Biden why he thinks that his approval rating is so low, he suddenly became very agitated for no reason.

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Reporter: So, Mr. president, what do you say to the people who don't think you have what it takes to run again in 2024?
Joe Biden: Look fatty, look. That's a damn lie! You're a lyin' dog faced pony soldier! This is untrue, I don't wanna hear any more of these lies or I'll take you outside and beat the crap out of you, you stupid son of a bitch! If they feel that way then they shouldn't vote for me!
Reporter: wow, I just asked you a simple question, no need to get so agitated.
Joe: I'm just sick and tired of all these smart guys!

Agitated by Icy Wyte July 5, 2022

agitating bar 

The male genitalia.

I am going to ram my exceptionally large agitating bar in your natural pocket (see "nature's pocket").

agitating bar by Cylyk November 5, 2002

Agitated Mother Opossum 

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)

-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.

Agitated Mother Opossum by Liam H November 6, 2006

the agitator 

When fisting a butthole, force you whole fist in and open your hand, and hen wiggling your fingers.

She pissed me off, so i gave that bitch the agitator.

the agitator by spankClown February 6, 2009

Agitating the gravel 

Getting the hell out of dodge
Leaving in a hurry

When 5'oclock came around, everybody was agitating the gravel to get to the club.

Agitating the gravel by Uncle Rey August 28, 2011

Avitate 

A mix of animate and avatar. To animate your avatar. Avatation: The process of adding animation effects to your avatar.

She avitated her looks by adding the new sexy walk.
In 2nd Life, the application of avitation really reminds me of him in real life.

Avitate by dashx January 13, 2009

Agitated popcorn 

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...

Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born

Agitated popcorn by Smiggymate April 14, 2023