AARP: The Magazine 

an American bi-monthly magazine, published by AARP,

In the second quarter of 2010, AARP: The Magazine sold US$23.9 million in advertising. This represented a 14.5% increase over the same period the year earlier

AARP: The Magazine by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Wyatt AARP 

Clint Eastwood's next movie portrayal....

After his speech at the Republican convention, Clint Eastwood was tapped to play Wyatt AARP.

Wyatt AARP by sheila in the car September 2, 2012

aarping

When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.

Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.

aarping by katamos October 20, 2008

AARPing

Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)

Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!

AARPing by Some wiseman November 13, 2017

Aarpita 

Aarpita is very honest and super beautiful and smart. She works hard to get good grades and sometimes overthinks it. Super sporty and competitive, loves her friends but can get sensitive around them. she prefers to be in a small group of friends and has really pretty hair. beware, don't make her mad. Overall she's an amazing helper and friend!

Did you finish your homework in time?
Yes, Aarpita helped me!

Aarpita by ya bestie March 7, 2022

Aarptard 

An elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the "good old way" completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.

Dude, I would have been here earlier but I got stuck behind this Aarptard lady in the checkout line. She took 15 minutes to write and record a CHECK!!!

Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!

See also aarping

Aarptard by Hefenator July 4, 2011

aarpsupial

A retired person with an active lifestyle who keeps his or her valuables in a belt-pouch during power-walks.

I was nearly mowed down by a pack of aarpsupials when I went to get my mail the other day.

aarpsupial by Golux13 August 6, 2016