Intel 

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.

"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."

Intel by Dave September 10, 2004

Inell 

-inell was used by a group of 3 mates known as 'BBB' from Manchester who placed the suffix on varierty of words usually to give more emphasis on a particular word. It's usually used as a form of banter in everyday Conversation. The inell from fuckinell was taken from this to form other words.

Yo Reidy Did You see that chick ?

- yeah she was a MILFinell !!

Yo alex what was that shag like last night ?

- Man she Was Tightinell !

What was that club like last night ?

- Was Poorinell Lad

Inell by Joshy_No-1 June 5, 2010

ho intel 

The act of a girl helping another girl find a relationship by reporting to her when a guy talks about her or purposely questioning him about her.

Katie was collecting ho intel when she asked Jack about his feelings for Stephanie; that evening she told him everything he said.

ho intel by fuffies December 21, 2008

Intel 

Short for pseudo-intellectuals. People who think they know more than they do. You can often find them reading the abstracts of scientific studies.

"God, James is being such an intel today."

Intel by jfy December 30, 2019

Paki intel 

Used to describe a situation where you feel like you're the last to hear about an event, a piece of interesting information, etc.

Man, Shelly's having one of her crazy strip costume parties THIS Saturday?? Man I got Paki intel on that and had no idea - I already made plans to go to see the Monster Truck Rally.

Paki intel by jwadsworth May 28, 2011

intel 

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.

1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...

intel by chris October 2, 2005

intel 

Company which is known for making computer processors and motherboards.
Often misrepresent the actual speeds their hardware runs at.

Intel sucks.

intel by Mister Bojangles November 4, 2002