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noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women
Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"

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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"
Tyson by Andre Kelma October 12, 2009
Related Words

typonese 

the act of understanding what a person means to write instead of what they actually write
Typonese is the art of translating teh into the or pwned into owned.
I am fluent in typonese.
typonese by ssnmg August 2, 2007
"Iron" Mike Tyson
The greatest boxer ever in the history of ever.
"Damn man you see that Tyson fight yesterday"
Tyson by player3d September 25, 2009

Typonese 

Internet language, I started calling it that in the 80's.
Hey I understand typonese, been on the computer before it went WWW
Typonese by Typoneseer December 3, 2010

tysoning 

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off
Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful
tysoning by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011
A county in Northern Ireland (norn iron) with grass and wee villages everywhere. Very rural place, class gaelic football team and lots of farmers stinks of slurry hai
Person 1 : where yever for today
Person 2: I'm off to omagh in County Tyrone
Person 1 : why the fuck do ye wanna go there

Person 2 : the mart
Tyrone by c'mon tyronE c'mon tyrone February 13, 2017