1 definition by Andre Kelma
noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women
Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women
Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"
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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"
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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"
by Andre Kelma October 13, 2009