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schmuck mitten 

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!
"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"
schmuck mitten by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

mitten queen 

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others
Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
mitten queen by Blake November 12, 2002

Squish Mitten 

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes
This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.
Squish Mitten by Xeppo May 29, 2007
The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!
mitten by dogga January 7, 2006

mitten fuck 

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell
The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over
mitten fuck by mitman August 5, 2007

Meat Mitten 

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.
Meat Mitten by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010