prince of the mitten

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schmuck mitten

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

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a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

mitten queen by Blake November 12, 2002

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A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

mitten by dogga January 7, 2006

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When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell

The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over

mitten fuck by mitman August 5, 2007

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Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

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