labour (birth) 

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

labour (birth) by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017

Chewbacca birth 

When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.

Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.

Chewbacca birth by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

gave birth from my anus by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

Child Birth 

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

Child Birth by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

Gurgle Birth 

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

Gurgle Birth by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

Giving birth to a coppa 

Taking a massive shit. Dropping a log. Splitting ya sphinkter. Laying a tird

This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".

Giving birth to a coppa by FunxFG March 2, 2020

Dry birth 

When you give birth but the water never breaks

I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby

Dry birth by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020