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chippy biff 

a vaginia that has an odour and taste similiar to that of food purchased in a fish and chip shop
i went down on fat karen who lives behind the precinct last night and she had a proper chippy biff
chippy biff by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011
Related Words
biff biffle biffer Biffa biffed biffy Biffo biffin biffed it Biffel

Jew biff 

When you have long curly messy hair. Ginger/red headed people are most likely to contract the Jew biff although it is not unheard of in other colour tones of hair especially Brown and black.
"check out that guy's fro'"
"nae he has a Jew biff"
Jew biff by METALLICAFX November 4, 2008

Cauliflower Biff

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

Kick her Biff in 

definition of Biff:- axe wound, piss flaps, beef curtains, minge, cunt, vagina!

the founder of the term kick her biff was one Jonny Morrell, the term was first mentioned to myself in late 2006. And due to my extensive travels the term in now commonly used in such places as Kaula Lumpur, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, USA and the west midlands!

the word biff has also been adapted into other such insults and suggestions such as biff basher, biff licker, biff puncher, biff juice, biff wiff, biff muncher or just the standard biff kciker(s).

this term/word is also awesome because most girls do not know what it means so you can slip it into conversations and amuse yourself and your buddies! If questiioned as to the meaning of the word biff by and non-biff kicker e.g a gay or prude state it is mearly a name of a chracter from back to the future.
Dude Wendy is so hot.

Mate you should totally kick her biff in!
Kick her Biff in by Smakwizard February 28, 2011

fishy biff 

when a womans vagina smells god damn awful, like fish! like she lives in grimsby!
wish i hadnt raped you love, you've got a right fishy biff!

Bring back the biff 

A reference to the unwarranted removal of section 59 of the New Zealand Crimes Act, making it illegal to smack your children. Bring back the biff refers to many kiwi mums and dads lamenting the removal of their right to discipline their children.
Father to Mother following their spawn showing them absolute disrespect and being unable to do anything about it. "k'nell love, the cheeky little shit. We need to bring back the biff"

"Cheese boy, I would chust love to give you the Chandal. If only the Covernment would chust Bring back the biff"