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Manistee Forest Reserve 

The Manistee Forest Reserve is like the best place ever. Known for its beautiful miles of pine forest, tiny little rez towns, rivers, cliff diving, werewolf legends and us rezzies, the people who make Manistee a legend, thank you very much :-)
Nick: Hay let's drive this golf cart around the rez.
Jacob, Beth, Brook, me: Alrighti
Billy: Don't let the Manistee Forest Reserve police catch ya
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Dick manning 

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).
That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.
Dick manning by tonebone69 August 19, 2011
Originated from the Greek word Mandimandioti.

v. To give someone a Mandis is to put a woman in a wheelbarrow, cover her with dirt and then fuck her.

*Please note that this does not work with guys because guys don't have fucking pussies!
Man 1: "What's wrong with your sister? She looks all dirty."
Man 2: "Oh that dude Mandissed her."
Man 1: "That's horrible!"
VERB:

to perform man-sexual activities, usu. with other males,

to go out and engage in or seek out "man on man" sexual activity.

NOUN:

highly sex-focused gay club hopping

OTHER VARIATIONS

"to man", "to be manned", "manning", "I will have manned".
A: "Dude, I'm so bored... what do you want to do tonight"
B: "Let's go manning!"

A: "Where have you been, I was worried sick!"
B: "I was out manning all day... so, what's for dinner?"

A: "I met this guy at the bar last night and oh, I manned him so hard!"
manning by mans-man February 22, 2011

Cave Manning 

The act of either dragging or carrying your partner to bed for sex
Dude 1: Hey did you get the chick at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.

Dude 1: Sweet
Cave Manning by brodei November 10, 2009

manaisse 

semen, (derived from the word mayonaisse)
Steve was covered in manaisse after a long masturbation session.
manaisse by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

Manning the guns

When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor
Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?

Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns