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fire crotch

a dyke who has the reddest of red pubes

one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle!

Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
fire crotch by fabby March 14, 2008
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St. Elmo's Fire 

When you're doing a girl in the butt from behind, you reach over to the nearest fire source and use it to light her hair. Then when she is running around the room screaming, spray her with a fire extinguisher.
Why are you covered in all that white crap? And where's your heair?

My boyfriend did A St. Elmo's Fire to me last night.

Oh, thats awesome.
St. Elmo's Fire by Pj McGintey April 5, 2005
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Mexican Fire Drill

English: I don't care how many burritos you had, we do not have time for a Mexican Fire Drill.

Spanish: Bano, rapido

fire starter 

The act of making a penis hard by rubbing your hands up and down the sides of the penis shaft in the same motion you would use to create a fire with a couple of sticks.

Could also be called a firestarter
Julie attempted to give Jerry a boner by performing a fire starter
fire starter by Null February 9, 2004

scream aim fire 

Shitty second album by bullet for my valentine, an otherwise non-shitty Welsh band.
"Man I loved 'The Poison'"
"Yeah, me too. But 'Scream Aim Fire' is fucking shithouse."
"Word."
scream aim fire by Katie Lane June 21, 2008

Forest Fire 

When a bunch of gingers are together in one place
Look at that forest fire!!!!! owait its just reber
Forest Fire by ilovetofuckgingers December 3, 2007

Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird 

Texas is huge. That is why it is soooo weird,.....

That many fires can be started, from the southern part of Texas all the way up to the north, in one single day and just around 2 pm in the afternoon.

That these fires always started around and burnt houses in subdivisions, cities, and towns. Why not in the middle of nowhere, off the highways ????

That Texas was on fire on the most windy day? Someone can really pick a fine day for a fire.

That Texas had to be on fire right after Unions said they are totally loyal to Obama and made violent threats to the Conservatives?

That Obama grounded fire fighting airplanes and laid-off 60 pilots just 5 weeks before the fire?

That soon after the fire, Obama concluded that the fire was caused by Climate Change.
Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird, but it had to happen for George Soros and his puppet Obama, to show how hot it can be; it is global warming, of course.