theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators 

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out

The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA

theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators by Tev13 October 28, 2010

Education

An incredible opportunity to better yourself and better understand the world around you, frequent mocked and derided by people too stupid to appreciate it or as a defense against their own shortcomings or lack of ambition.

Jared said, "Schools are stupid. The only reason the government wants us to learn and become critical thinkers is so they can control us." Cornelius replied, "If you had been more invested in your education growing up, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things. Now get back to work. I'm not paying you minimum wage to complain about how everything is someone else's fault."

Education by Gladeye November 24, 2013

Internet Education 

When individuals turn to the Internet to Educated them selves in lieu of getting an actual education. Most of what is learned on the internet is, in fact, not true. You can tell someone who has an internet education from a person who has an actual education by the degree and depth of their knowledge. If you think Aspartame is a poison, you have an internet education. If you realize aspartame is actually made up of 2 amino acids, you have an actual education. Other 'symptoms' of an internet education include, 9/11 conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, fluoridated water dangers, Moon landing conspiracy, citing Alex Jones, youtube or Wikipedia as a source.

Omg, you know that Vaccines cause autism?

Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?

Internet Education by Devon McIntyer March 17, 2011

Educate

A slang term for the uneducated meaning "to avoid".

That youth is a psycho, you should educate him at all costs!

Educate by Eman Ruoy May 12, 2006

educated guess 

An educated guess is nothing but a guess except someone wants to pretend they're actually really smart so by virtue of being really smart they'll be more right than someone who didn't use the term "educated guess".

My educated guess is that pianos are black and white because Paul McCartney wrote a song called Ebony and Ivory!

educated guess by leDoctor January 12, 2011

education

Something that one should receive to realize that America is a decent country. Also something that one should receive to live a good life. Oh sure, it's hellish, but it will serve you well in the long run. ^_~ this I know for a fact.

"You hate America? Sheesh get an education!"
-me

education by Dave March 31, 2004

FaceBook Education 

One who's sole source of information comes from FaceBook.

Her master's is in FaceBook Education.

FaceBook Education by Poopsie88 November 27, 2011