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united kingdom 

The United Kingdom consists of Two beautiful countries, A shite one and Northern Ireland. Some say Britain is like a thistle, Beautiful and majestic at the top, and full of pricks at the bottom. The best country in the United Kingdom is Scotland because the english are all stuck up tea drinking Queen lovers.
Are you from the United kingdom?
Yes.
Which part?
England.
I dislike your country.

WHITE KINGDOM 

1. the perfect finishing word for any coversation thats gotten boring or just plain annoying.

2.something to do if you want people to hate you

3.something to do to black people
Dude that guy so just WHITE KINGDOMed our asses!

Yo dude i just WHITE KINGDOMed their asses!
WHITE KINGDOM by David Huculak October 30, 2008

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 

bob: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
everyone: what the fuck

United Kingdom 

The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.
Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?

United Kingdom 

JM Writes :
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare
Time to remind him that the definition is United Kingdom and Not England.And whilst on the subject of Blundering Errors England Was Conquered in 1066 by lots of Normans From France Remember William the Conqueror?

England is only part of the United Kingdom Not the whole thing!

tags dis-united kingdom devolution independance freedom! shakespeare wrong again






2. United Kingdom 52 up, 33 down

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
by JM
Ok so what about William the Conqueror 1066? ring any bells? you know when the english under harold got their asses kicked by lots and lots of French normans ,you are as dull as shakespeare!

only the english call it united kingdom which it is not!


to the people who said this
notice he says "This England" that england was not created till William The Conqueror came to England to get the crown he was promised by the previous king, Harold (not royal blood) took the throne from him, so William (the previous kings cousin) came to get what was his, so get your facts right before you start spouting things that are wrong. so we were not conquered, we just got the king we were supposed to have, and William would have lost if not when he invaded Harold was up north fending off the vikings, and he had to run down with a diminished army from the north to the south to fight, so fuck you, you ignorant yankee and scottish wankers.
United Kingdom = England, North Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
United Kingdom by Aturner April 8, 2007

United Kingdom 

The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.
Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?