Soviet Stache 

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

Soviet Stache by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Slut stache 

Just a slutty little stache

He looks so good with the slut stache and mullet combo

Slut stache by Slutforthestache September 25, 2025

Charlie's 'stache 

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.

1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.

Charlie's 'stache by Liarface December 9, 2008

The Kaz Stache 

A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.

" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"

The Kaz Stache by The Kazster December 7, 2009

Hot belly bubble stache 

Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache

I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.

Hot belly bubble stache by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021

starter-pack 'stache 

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern

"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"

starter-pack 'stache by Ronald.j chanefeild August 18, 2022

Rate the Stache 1-10 

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.

"Hey man its me Tim, Rate the Stache 1-10 bro!"

Rate the Stache 1-10 by Jrflash2005 January 5, 2025