satch

Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."

I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?

satch by Lono April 18, 2005

damon sach 

A horrible person that only cares for himself

I am damon sach, I am better than you.

damon sach by Damonsachhater April 2, 2015

stachio 

abbreviation for pistachio. Can be used as an adjective or verb.

After eating pistachio pie: "Dude, I'm so stachioed out right now."

stachio by Chaddy-Shell January 18, 2008

Cheech-stache 

A thick mustache that extends beyond either end of a person's lips and often curves slightly downward except when smiling. It is reminiscent to that of Burt Reynolds but was popularised by Cheech Marin of Cheech & Chong.

In Cheech & Chong's "Still Smokin'," the Dutch mistake Cheech for actor Burt Reynolds because of his cheech-stache, and Chong is similarly mistaken to be Dolly Parton.

Cheech-stache by Jackie Deram January 3, 2007

Musty stache 

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.

Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.

Musty stache by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

white trash 'stache by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

stachenvy 

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.

"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."

stachenvy by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007