Mongolian Sauna 

To do a Mongolian Sauna first you need to get your balls nice and sweaty, ya know like after a football game or hmmm you get the point then you suffocate some dame until she passes out with your sweaty man sack aka mongolian sauna

girlfiend-im so bored when can we get out of here
boyfriend-im done playin,damn your anoying when we get back im give'n you a Mongolian Sauna

Mongolian Sauna by Rest-718punks,nyhc,bsf,bfc,aob,das January 17, 2007

mognolian 

flying crackers filled rabid armbands

Morklle stank on you head mognolian munks smack your armcheese

mognolian by Gagivan November 2, 2004

mongolian mailbox 

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

mongolian mailbox by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

Mongolian Backhand 

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

Mongolian Backhand by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011

Mongolian Teabag 

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.

Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.

Mongolian Teabag by poopy_nuts November 20, 2011

mongolian ass pirate 

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

mongolian ass pirate by banditterritory May 17, 2014

Mongolian Milkshake 

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!

I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!

Mongolian Milkshake by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014