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Grand Canyon 

Large, gaping, smelly void between Marjorie Taylor Greene's legs. Some have compared it to the Sarlacc from Star Wars. Others compare it to the dentition of Stephen King's character Pennywise.
That smell from MTGs "Grand Canyon" is probably worse than the smell of 1000 rotting tuna.
Grand Canyon by anonymous April 25, 2021

ass canyon 

an ass crack so wide that it can be considered a canyon
Mike: yoo that chick i had last night has a real ass canyon
ass canyon by cheryl lynn April 30, 2022

Meat Canyon 

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains
Samantha gave Paul Jones a great meat canyon

Rock Canyon 

High school in Colorado - former school of famous meme page @misharkx on instagram
Wow, Rock Canyon is dogshit at sports, but at least I can say I went to the same school as famous hot sexy mishark!
Rock Canyon by Mishark July 25, 2022

Brownie Canyon 

When you take a fucking massive shit and after about 10 wipes, you still strike oil
I shouldn't have had that out of date Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It turned my ass into Brownie Canyon last night.
Brownie Canyon by LG633 September 22, 2024

east canyon 

A place of which where urination and dedication goes
I released my excitement to the east canyon
east canyon by Crackerball August 22, 2024