SCP: Wish I knew

Refers to an entity from the SCP foundation who is classified a Euclid. They are known to enter a victims house chanting the phrase "wish I knew" before converting the victim to one of them.

SCP: Wish I knew is known as an invasive species.

SCP: Wish I knew by jlpower December 25, 2025

Inky's Wish 

The intentional act of breaking wind to cause pain or distress.

Jake surreptitiously positioned himself for an Inky's Wish as the aggressive ticket collector approached.

Inky's Wish by the big horse January 17, 2012

the 5 wish ticket 

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

the 5 wish ticket by jackalob May 29, 2020

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out 

I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out

Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out by Evilous Dark Power November 18, 2020

The Super Wish 

A new birth control method by which a man crosses his eyes, fingers, and toes at the same immediately before ejaculated, rendering the sperm cells dizzy and only able to swim in circles.

Bro, condoms are the worst. Just raw dog it and give her The Super Wish. It's just as effective.

The Super Wish by The McHenry November 28, 2020

dick on a wish stick 

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

dick on a wish stick by Boski March 27, 2021

Tish I Wish 

When you see her you will know she is one of a kind like that shiny silver dollar at the ban that you wish you had she is always indoors so if you catch a Tish I Wish out stop her and tell her how you feel because she will appreciate her and she likes Starbucks coffee

When I ordered a Carmel Macchiato at star buck a Tish I Wish said in a soft voice I like that kind a coffee and I gave it to her

Tish I Wish by Shaman Cortez Shinibi June 7, 2022